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Cyanide & Happiness (Explosm.net)

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AngrySpade
437 days ago
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Laurelton, New York
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Everybody Needs A Hobby: Intricately Carved Avocado Flesh

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avocado-carving-1.jpg This is the avocado that 26-year old pro-carver Daniele Barresi of Bagnara Calabra, Italy intricately carved in less than an hour. That's a good thing too, because any longer and it probably would have started to brown -- and nobody like a brown avocado. Impressive work, Daniele, but I just wanted guac. Keep going for one more shot.
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AngrySpade
552 days ago
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Laurelton, New York
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Father Turns Sons' Doodles Into Beautiful Anime

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father-son-anime-drawings-9.jpg This is a series of collaboration pieces between father Thomas Romain, a French anime artist living in Tokyo, and his sons. His sons start by drawing whatever they want, then Thomas recreates the characters in his own anime style. The results are quite impressive, and I bet all the art on the fridge in their house is a sight to behold. My fridge? It's mostly covered in past-due bills and magnets for pizza delivery shops, some of which went out of business years ago but I still try calling when I'm drunk because you never know, maybe somebody's just been in a coma, and that was some damn good pizza. I'm a loyal customer. Keep going for a bunch more, but keep an eye on Thomas's Twitter for future collaborations.
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AngrySpade
631 days ago
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Laurelton, New York
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So That's What That Sounds Like: Man Rapping Ultra Fast On Helium

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rapping-on-helium.jpg This is a video of Kansas City rapper Mac Lethal spitting hot fire as fast as he can after huffing some helium. It was unsurprisingly entertaining to listen to, and he even includes a reference to 'cash me ousside' girl, because this is the world we live in. *checks classifieds for other worlds to live in* No luck, but I am tempted to go look at this tractor.
I had more lyrics for this, but couldn't rap them. This shit made me almost pass out multiple times and was unbearably painful. I'm going to lay down on my couch and sleep now.
Injuring yourself for the sake of your craft -- that's what real art is all about. *gives self papercut, bleeds onto keyboard* I do this for you. Just kidding, I do this as a sacrifice to Qwerty, goddess of computers and the internet. Oh Qwerty, please accept this humble offering and guide me on my journey to cheap boner pills that don't just give me an irregular heartbeat and diarrhea like last time. Keep going for the video. I also added a video that reader Oswald Copperpot stretched to 150% of the original for a more natural sound.
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AngrySpade
672 days ago
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Laurelton, New York
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The Winrar Popup

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AngrySpade
1151 days ago
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PJs.

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PJs.

This one is dedicated to Vee. Who inspired the joke.

PJs.

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AngrySpade
1174 days ago
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